practically.Though filled with very dumb humor, Encino Man is amusing for most.
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♪ Now in this land of democracy why no one sets the people free ♪ ♪ This is our philosophy All these things can turn you free ♪ What are you writing? Hey, what did you write?
Robyn wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire. I know about your stupid prom-king bullshit. You've been a headache ever since the third grade. I got that prom thing.ĭave, I just don't think I'm ready to handle a.
You wanna come check him out after school? Well, uh. What are you doin'? I don't like mornings.Īll right? Nobody! You understand? Yeah, zip. Soakin' up the rays, watchin' all the ""Jeop-ardy"" you can handle? Wease some older nugs with a mansion and a pool? You tellin' me you couldn't use a, a new scooter? Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, Stoney.īesides, this is my one chance to make somethin' out of myself. This is unbelievable! Do you know what this could mean for us? ""Prehistoric artifacts for five hundred, Alex.""īuddy, this is kind of like prehistoric Tupperware, bro.Īre you available for a meeting sometime this week? Be careful with that.Ī Mousterian bowl from the Mousterian era. That's my lobes.ĭude, I know what this is, bro. Cro-Magnon Man, even though he's not bad-lookin', he's standin' upright and all, he was extremely brutal. So moving right along on your journey of knowledge, Let me show you Cro-Magnon Man. finding something frozen, dug up here or there, wouldn't be that uncommon when you think about it. that most of this hemisphere, including the ground I'm walking on, all of this was under ice at some point, so I guess. underground glacial movements still in this part of the world. Believe it or not, some scientists believe there are actual. These glaciers, as they moved down our way, they're so heavy, cold and thick that they freeze the ground water. We called what? What do we call them? Glaciers. What do we call these big chunks of ice, those big slabs of ice? Why do we call it the lce Age? 'Cause there was a lot of ice. That's talking about prehistoric man in the what?
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oh! Holding company, full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma. He's got the serious beak, his own personal. He's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon. Look, Dave, you're gonna have to mellow out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing. Me and my friend, David, are comin' through. ♪ I got a mop on top ♪ Watch out!Įxcuse me. ♪ I'm a stoney crusty dude ♪ Did you know that? Get out, dude. Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things. We're goin' on to bigger and better things, buddy. High school was interesting, right, but it was kind of like a harsh ride. life's about greasin' the do-back, buddy, and weasin' on the buffest. She's become a major babe and she loves me. Thanks, but Robyn Sweeney, she's not goin' to the prom with you, man.
I'm gonna be the prom king! And I'm gonna graduate a legend. When I finish this pool, I'm gonna have the killer party after the prom. I'm not goin' down as this geek kid from Encino. Jump off the gym, splatter on the street and go for the co-ver. I mean, I want my own page in the yearbook. You got through the last four years without the full-on melon tweekage. High school's almost over and I don't have anything to show for it. I wanna look back on my high school career, and think that I started slowly but I finished strong, you know? Look, David, please do me a favour and stress less, bro. There's no way you're going to the prom.Īnd no one will ever swim in this stupid pool. This is a total waste of time.ĭave, be more of a geek. She's bummed 'cause I snaked your last bagel. ♪ But she tried to hide from me what was in store ♪ ♪ She used to be a pal real close to me ♪ ♪ Please don't ask me 'cause I don't know why ♪ ♪ But reality used to be a friend of mine ♪ ♪ May be why the question that's on your mind ♪
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